I just really like candles.
lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms, via junkoinyourtrunko)

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12 hours ago
thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

(Source: ragdollvera, via stormafter)

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12 hours ago

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via redefiningparadise)

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19 hours ago

king-of-the-beach:

250px:

please watch this video

well honestly im fuckin sold

(via storm-puncher)

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21 hours ago
Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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21 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

(via be-l0ved-daisy)

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21 hours ago

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via fallingforwifi)

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21 hours ago

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via trap-princessx3)

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21 hours ago

quazza:

that last guy was about to just run into oncoming traffic at the sight of drake that’s powerful

(Source: sizvideos, via madisonike)

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21 hours ago

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

(via sunshinexlollipops)

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21 hours ago

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via baby-youre-a-rich-man)

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21 hours ago

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

(Source: yeezuschristler, via gloomyteens)

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22 hours ago

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via jayslove15)

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